This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
The adults are the big ones right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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