I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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