They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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