idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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