He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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