two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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