I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
