We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
two words: eviction party
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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