The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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