yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
