Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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