Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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