This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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