oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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