I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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