Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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