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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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