Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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