I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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