Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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