now i know why i became what i already was.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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