so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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