I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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