It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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