Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
