Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
