I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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