That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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