do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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