I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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