we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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