he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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