just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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