oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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