oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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