Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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