She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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