Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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