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I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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