Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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