With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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