Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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