Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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