weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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