I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She's the barista slut.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
