just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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