My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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