Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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go home
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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