Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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