You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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