if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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