I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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