from now on my penis is your penis
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
