is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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