we have officially lost it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just found puke in my bra..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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