that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize